Growing up I always thought pints were massive. Like the size of your head big. But I now realize that hobbits are just very small.
this is the type of bullshit you have to put up with in public school
Once upon a hella long time ago we had one of those stupid-ass worksheets in my algebra class and of all the questions that it could have possibly had on it, it said “What did the police man say to the burglar in the bathroom?”
And the teacher tries to read the paper aloud and she just kind of got stuck after she got to the question
And we basically had to shut down class for 10 minutes while we danced carefully around the topic of what the police man said to the burglar while he was in the bathroom with no one else around and possibly some handcuffs and it was the best class ever taught.